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Eliot Weinberger

Eliot Weinberger’s recent books include What Happened Here: Bush Chronicles, An Elemental Thing and The New Directions Anthology of Classical Chinese Poetry.

From the London Review dated 3 February 2005

What I Heard about Iraq

I heard the vice-president say: ‘By any standard of even the most dazzling charges in military history, the Germans in the Ardennes in the spring of 1940 or Patton’s romp in July of 1944, the present race to Baghdad is unprecedented in its speed and daring and in the lightness of casualties.’

I heard Colonel David Hackworth say: ‘Hey diddle diddle, it’s straight up the middle!’

I heard the director of a hospital in Baghdad say: ‘The whole hospital is an emergency room. The nature of the injuries is so severe – one body without a head, someone else with their abdomen ripped open.’

I heard an American soldier say: ‘There’s a picture of the World Trade Center hanging up by my bed and I keep one in my Kevlar. Every time I feel sorry for these people I look at that. I think: “They hit us at home and now it’s our turn."’ [ read more . . . ]

Selected bibliography

  • An Elemental Thing (2007)
  • What Happened Here? Bush Chronicles (2006)
  • Muhammad (2006)
  • What I Heard About Iraq (2005)
  • The New Directions Anthology of Classical Chinese Poetry (editor) (2003)
  • 9/12: New York After (2003)
  • Collected Poems 1957-87 by Octavio Paz, translated by Eliot Weinberger (2001)

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